My House is out of Square and Freezing.

Internet:

Firstly, pictures

Secondly :

This house is so out of square it is driving me insane. It is over 3 inches out of square in a 23 foot long run. Frustrating, but a good drywaller is capable of hiding nearly anything. I am by no means an expert drywaller, but I can sure as hell try.

Thirdly:

My house is old, therefore there is no plywood on the walls, but instead 3/4 boards. You can clearly see the daylight coming in which means as cold as it is outside, it is in my house. Will be insulating the walls later this week, so it won’t be long until I can turn my furnace back on. I am super excited about that. I’m sleeping in my bedroom with a space heater right now. Sleeping is fine and a comfortable temperature, but getting out of the room and using the bathroom is a nightmare. I’m afraid I will end up getting my ass frozen to the toilet seat soon.

Fourthly:

As you can see I tore out the carpeting, carpet padding, and removed the door. Hopefully should have a door in in a day or two. I am having some issues on deciding what I want to do with the floor.  I have a few options. I love the look of hardwood, but there are some parts in the floor that need to be replaced. I could try to tie some new flooring in, sand, and re stain the entire floor for not a lot of money. New hardwood flooring is around $3 a square foot, Laminate flooring is also a fast install-able option, but it is starting to look really cheap and trashy to me. I refuse to purchase carpeting for the main portion of the house. I’ll allow it in the bedrooms, but that’s it.

I’ll post more pictures as the progress continues!

Windows ME

If you’re a nerd you’ll get the joke in my title. If you don’t get it, congratulations, you probably have friends. Regardless, I put some new windows in. 6 foot wide by 4 foot tall. The old widows were 5’5″ by 5’5″. I am not a fan of windows being close to the floor. I like having them above average groin height (which I’ve found to be three foot tall). The reasons for this are simple: 1, if you wake up hung over and have no pants on, you can’t be called in and wind up on the registered sex offenders list and 2, if you are drunk and fall over you won’t be as likely to fall completely through your window. Now I know this place will never have a huge resale value do to it’s limited square footage so I went with cheaper vinyl windows.  Something interesting about windows is that there are only a few companies that make the actual glass. What you are paying for is whatever companies hardware that surrounds the glass. So if you need some new windows, and can only afford the cheap vinyls and not the fiberglass or wood framed ones, don’t worry about it. You’re still  getting a high quality well insulated window, it’s just wrapped in a not gorgeous looking piece of plastic. If you’re not  completely lazy you should be framing out the windows with pine boards anyways, so the finished project shouldn’t look like a crappy apartment. Having said all of that, here is a picture of the new windows.

I later removed the window to the right and currently have it all boxed in. Tonight I was having fun in my crawlspace pulling wiring. I should have all of the wiring and insulation done for the weekend and then it’s drywall time again.

One and Done?

Helloooooooooo.

No, I am not deceased, and no, this blog has not been abandoned(yet). It has been a few weeks since I made any major progress with the house because of a variety of reasons. One, I am lazy at times. Two, It being the fall season and me being relatively young, I had a large number of friends returning to college, so I wanted to spend some time out with them before they left to further their education and leave me behind(so lonely). Three, FANTASYYY! With the reemergence of the NFL season my addiction has me scratching my arms until sores show up. I used to play a lot of World of Warcraft when I was in college(keyword being was) and stopped. Fantasy Football is simply a different drug with the same effect. Luckily for me, watching football is a socially acceptable time to get polluted and drunk drive through a Little Caesar’s. Finally, we have been doing a lot of roofs lately and the absolute last thing I want to do when I get home is work on my house when I have been on a roof all day. I am willing to bet that my hands are filled with an abnormally high amount of fiberglass.

So now that I explained why I have been not working on my house, let me explain to you why I have been reinvigorated to finish this thang. IT IS FREEZING INSIDE OF MY HOUSE! Turns out that removing the insulation and ceiling of your house will lead to all of the heat leaving at a quite rapid rate. There is no point in running the furnace because guess what, that heat rises just like every other type of heat ever. I am unashamedly typing this at my parents house because I will not sleep in a house that is 48 degrees at 6am. The first night it was kind of cool because it reminded me of sleeping out at camp. The second night sucked because I had gas and was basically dutch ovening myself because my head was freezing if I left it uncovered. The third and fourth nights were a lot like the second. Tonight, the fifth night, I had to make a stand. And by make a stand I mean leech off of my parents. It’s nice here. There’s food in the fridge, its warm, it has wifi(my place doesn’t because I forgot to pay the bills last month). Why the hell did I move out? Too bad that they’re out camping and will come home tomorrow morning, it’s a pretty sweet setup I have going on here.

My goal for this weekend was simple : Get bitches and smoke trees. Make some progress on the house.

With one bedroom done I decided to take the demo into the rest of the living room.

I extended the wall down the rest of the length of the room to expand the dimensions of the second bedroom, took down the ceiling, cleaned up the ceiling, and then started kicking some ass and knocking down walls.

You can’t really tell it from here, but the entire ceiling of the kitchen has the rafters running the opposite direction of the rest of the house. I was pretty lucky that that ceiling didn’t fall and crush me while I was knocking the wall out. I won’t let faith alone hold the ceiling up though, so I put in a header to carry the weight.

So that’s how I spent my Saturday. What’d you guys do?

My next steps are to put some new windows in, pull wires, insulate, and drywall.

Demolition Sounds Like Fun But Then You Have to Clean it All Up

Now that the roof was on and the house was water tight it made sense to really start cracking the whip and get some work done. Bedrooms and living rooms are relatively cheap to remodel compared to bathrooms and kitchens so I started with the front bedroom and expanded it out into the front half of the living room. Since I knew there would be a giant mess I bought some 4mil plastic and stapled/taped it to the walls and ceiling in order to create a dust/debris shield. One unique thing about this house is that unlike most houses it has 9′ ceilings instead of the standard 8′. It will suck buying a little bit more expensive taller drywall, but the added height makes it feel a lot bigger(when half of it is not torn apart).

I climbed up into the attic and just like I did in the porn den, knocked down the ceiling with a sledge hammer. This whole process sketched me out since the ceiling stringers were rough cut 2×4’s which bounced and bounced with every swing.

😦 Time to work that shovel.

Blew out the bedroom wall’s lath and plaster and tore down the chimney from the attic down to the floor.

Two important things in these pictures : First, there are nice decently conditioned hardwood floors underneath the carpeting in the living room that I plan on refinishing. Second, my home made boom box. Took a PC power supply, grounded it so that it would turn on with the switch on back of it, have it powering a car amp, which pump really nice sound out of my eclipse 6×9 speakers. Truly, a ghetto blaster.

Removed the closet wall and put some new vinyl windows in.

New wall! The old dimensions of the room were 9’8″ x 9’7″ which makes a small ass bedroom. Now the room measures 11′ x 10’8″. Not a whole lot bigger but a room has no business being smaller than 10 x 10. Now for these pesky ceiling stringers…

See those rafters? See how they are not tied to the stringers by anything? Yeah, scared the hell out of me too. All that was holding my roof to my house were two barn spikes through every single rafter. Even better than that is the fact that neither the stringers OR rafters have any spacing scheme and differ from the living room and bedroom. If old houses like this have managed to stand for near a hundred years it is my belief that current construction homes will be able to stand for thousands of years.

Well, since they aren’t tied to anything I’m going  to tear them out.

And install my own!

Unlike the crazy miners who built this house I am going to tie my stringers into the rafters so that the whole god damn roof doesn’t collapse on me during 60mph winds!

Webbing and cross bracing to actually increase the structural integrity of the rough sawn 2×4 rafters.

New closet wall built with drywall nailers installed. Previous closet was 3′ deep, this one will be 2′ when finished. Next I need to move ductwork, pull wire, and insulate the walls.

Stay tuned!