Just fired off an email to my local Natural Resources Conservationist.
You can find yours here: https://offices.sc.egov.usda.gov/locator/app?type=mobile
I was made aware that there are programs in place to help you out financially if you create monarch butterfly and honey bee habitat. Seeing as Katie and I are looking to reclaim 6 acres of gravel pit back to fields this seems like the perfect opportunity to try and leech from the government which is the ultimate rich man/poor man move.
For more info on this program visit :
If you want back story read the post them watch the video.
I had originally intended on digging out a pond / swimming hole because I’ve just always wanted to have one. I have this weird phobia about swimming in water that I can’t see the bottom of and if I dig a hole in the ground the odds of something you’d see on river monsters biting off my toes are close to 0%. For the time being I am giving up on that dream. I am unsure as to what the hell if any permits I am going to have to deal with to dig this thing out. I’d rather not have the DNR or DEQ or ATF or any of nem ner big gubmint agencies out on muh property(Side Note: If you haven’t checked out the sovereign citizen movement I suggest you do. I love watching these guys try to talk in some crazy moon language to try and legal-ese their way out of not having a license and registration. It almost always ends in them getting pulled through a broken window or having the K9 unit ripping a guys arm apart. HILARIOUS!). I’ve found that avoiding fines has been crucial to my ability to pay back my massive amounts of tax debt.
The second reason that I wanted the pond was as a water source for reclaiming the gravel pit and trying to establish plants and a root base.(We want to plant monarch butterfly and honeybee habitat plants. (I’m turning into a hippy.)) At the time I thought my only option would be to use a DC submersible pump running off a solar setup to force the water out of the pond and into water storage of some kind. That was dumb.
What’s one way to get water without digging? Pounding a pole into the ground! I ran to the local hardware store grabbed a sand point, connecting collar, 10′ of 1 1/4″ galvanized pipe, a check valve, and a 1 1/4″ to 3/4″ garden hose adapter. I very safely stood on the boxside of my truck with wet feet to pound the mother down, down into the ground. Thankfully I didn’t hit any major obstructions and just used a pipe wrench to turn the pipe if it stopped making progress. I probably could’ve just pounded the sand point down and pulled water, but pipe is cheap, and Katie has really been encouraging me to take risks now that I have a life insurance policy.
I soon realized that I had forgotten to grab a generator for the AC pump. SMOOTH!! I did the next smartest thing I could by connecting everything including a garden hose. I have been know to puff tuff in my time and began to pull a vacuum with my lungs. Much to my surprise it actually worked really well and I was able to get potentially contaminated water in my mouth as a reward. (Remember how Katie has been encouraging me to take risks?)
Cut to: My wife coordinating with family members buying me some solar panels for my birthday. She was very disappointed when they arrived with the words SOLAR PANELS written across the packaging in giant letters when I got home before her. I was pretty ecstatic about this as it let me order everything I needed to get a test run done in with them.
AND THAT’S WHERE THE VIDEO PICKS UP!
WHAT HAS OCCURRED SINCE THIS VIDEO WAS SHOT?!?!?!
Water Barrels Acquired. 6 @ 55 gallons @ $8 a pop! Now, I’m no math major but that’s at least 200 gallons of water I can store for only $160! The plan is to put them at the highest point in the pit to create water pressure so we can run sprinklers. I plan on connecting them all by using the bung plugs on top with a series of 2″ PVC pipe and burying them upside down so that we can draw and fill easily with everything protected from the elements. For a rough idea of what I am thinking of check out this guy’s setup without the need for a diverter as I am planning on making some kind of a waterfall out of anything excess that runs out a hole on the top.
You may have noticed that there hasn’t been much action on our plans to build a new home. No, this isn’t a bad thing, it’s actually spectacular.
We had originally planned on purchasing a 2.5 acre lot on an extremely desirable piece of property. When that never materialized we began looking at alternative options like purchasing another home on the cheap like I did with our current one and remodeling it.
The problem with remodeling, especially when you are residing in it while doing the work is that it just plain sucks. Everything you own is constantly in the way and always at risk of getting covered in dust, debris, paint, etc. If you need to poop, good luck! The shitter’s back ordered so here’s the bucket! I was kind and bought the cutout lid for it so the thin walls of the bucket don’t dig into your haunches while you squat.
I refuse to do that again. In fact, I have been the procrastination king on our current house because I am just burned the eff out on doing crap on this house. The punch list for the house includes :
- Finish Trim : Floor trim, room transitions
- Paint Trim
- Small amount of soffit & fascia work
- Finish vinyl siding around the front porch (only been 5 years since I started)
- Fix the foundation on the southwest corner(needs a new footing dug in in the crawlspace)
- Move the dog kennel away from the road and driveway
- Repaint the backyard deck
- Put burlap curtains up around the front porch for times we want privacy
I want out. I am going nuts in this place because I want what’s next. I’ve lived here for over 8 years and am getting the itch to move into a place with a G D garage and some room to stretch my legs!
Enter : Katie’s Find.
35 acres. 35 acres of land in the most convenient damn place it could be. It’s closer to the shop where we run our business (I could bike to work in 20 minutes), it’s closer to Katie’s job, and it’s 35 damn acres! 35 acres at under $1500 an acre! Unheard of. An absolute steal.
Pics or it didn’t happen though, right?
The closing date is July 12th. It can’t get here soon enough!